Who says Jenny McCarthy gets to have all the fun?
OK, granted, these outfits aren’t something you’d want to use when playing Santa for Junior (unless Junior is the name of your husband). But they’re definitely a way to make someone’s spirits bright—perhaps even your own!—so why not shimmy down the chimney tonight in one of these?
Hot Christmas Elf: Don a green leotard and teddy, some striped stockings, a pointy hat and you’re set. Go for some pointy-toed shoes for a full look. Yandy’s Snowflake Elf is a pretty tasteful version you might want to make a pattern out of. Of course, if you’re hardcore fantasy lovers, maybe you’d rather be this kind of elf? (If you’re going for the Arwen or Legolas look, at least add a Santa hat for some festivity.)
Randy Reindeer: Bestiality questions aside, this is a cute idea from Lover’s Lane. You’d never think a reindeer could be sexy, but apparently it’s possible. Of course, if your lover continues to ask you to wear antlers for the duration of the season (year?), you may start to think twice about having worn it.
Hefner’s Holy Night: If an old pervert with a harem of young nubile at his every beck and call is your fantasy… um, yeah. Still, you might find this Playboy outfit sexy enough to wear during a special evening this season. You could always go full holiday spirit and design a Jack Frost or Heat Miser outfit… Just sayin’.
Sexy She-Santa: Sounds like a yuletide superhero! Actually, it’s not a bad idea for a costume, with a cute little hoodie and fun stockings. Of course, they could just be a knockoff from the Wicked Witch of the East, who met her untimely demise beneath a fallen house. Still, you can’t go wrong with candy cane stripes at Christmastime!
Of course, you could just simply…
- Wear matching Santa boxers while sipping ‘nog beneath the tree.
- Add a silly Santa hat in the throes of passion.
- Be a sexy snow angel with a white baby doll and a homemade halo
- Bounce around together in padded snow-people costumes (hey, could be fun).
- Tie a big ribbon on—going bare otherwise.
- Same idea, but with a festive Christmas apron and a Santa hat.
- Toss white and red silk rose petals in bed—and use a holiday scented oil, candle or spray to set the mood.