What is up with Miss Tila OMG??!

 

     Tila Tequila. She is best known as having a famous reality star television show on MTV’s, “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila.” After two seasons, this reality Hollywood starlet has said goodbye to finding true love on national TV.

     Recently she stated on her website that she wants to be called “Miss Tila,” from now on for a more mature name. Miss Tila has tossed her old name, “Tila Tequila,” out to the curb and thinks that name does not suit her anymore. She came out into the spotlight years ago doing import modeling work, landed on a VH1 show, and hitting the jackpot when starring on her own first reality show on MTV. Miss Tila’s celebrity success is known by having millions of friends on the famous friends network, Myspace.

     Now what is Tila Tequila up to these days? Miss Tila has been busy launching her new celebrity blog website, misstilaomg.com, performing at shows, showing support at charity events, and doing modeling work. She has been of course on spreads and centerfolds of men’s magazines as an eye candy model. Recently, Miss Tila has started her new record label, “Tila Tequila Records,” and had signed new artist Raz-B from B2K. She began a short tour this year and ended one of her tour shows in August 2010 at the “Gathering of the Juggalos,” a music festival created by “Insane Clown Posse,” a hip hop duo from Detroit, Michigan. While performing onstage as an opening act, Miss Tila was repeatedly pelted with rocks and crowds threw bottles and hard objects at the singer.

     Miss Tila has strutted a new look on MissTilaOMG! with a new sexy jet black hair color and cut with sophisticated bangs. This celebrity starlet has had many looks and styles from the Barbie platinum blonde locks, dark chocolate brunette, red head beauty, and the list goes on. This Singaporean-Vietnamese beauty born to French Vietnamese parents did not have any idea of conquering fame at such an early age. Many critics may be skeptical of this 28 year old entrepreneur’s success, but I am deeply admired by all the hard work Miss Tila has put herself throughout the years. I believe Miss Tila is in a happy place in her life with fame, fortune, and ongoing business ventures that keeps her alive and beautifully well. We shall just wait and see what Miss Tila has in store next.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Size 5 Jeans, Say What?!

  I have a new body now, which I love and now have to redress.  For any complete wardrobe for most, one must have at least one pair of jeans. However, I’m not sure I can say the same for my wardrobe until recently. I mean, the right pair does make your behind and legs look fabulously sexy. And who doesn't love a nice pair of comfy, and make your-bottom-half-fabulous-looking jeans. So the right pair for me, well, depending on the maker, would be anywhere from a 1 to a 5.

"A size 5, say what?! You're kidding, right?" You’re probably thinking, is this girl for real? Complaining being a size 5, that’s still pretty skinny in this world. For someone like me though, it was a number unheard of, but it wasn’t always like that.

About a year ago, before I was pregnant, I could rotate through my collection of jeans, about 7 pairs, ranging from size 0 to size 1, which some still had some give to it. I was a skinny little thing, 5’ tall and 80lbs and since retained the extra weight of about 20lbs. In my case, the weight gain was a plus. As any woman would know whether she shed or gain some weight, it’ll affect her wardrobe like it did mine. That reality didn’t sink in until about a month or so ago when I decided to bring my jeans out of retirement and did some clothes swapping with my best girl friend.

Around the last trimester, I decided to retire my jeans, because they were getting a bit snug so I decided not to wear them anymore, but would, so I thought, wear them after I lost some baby weight. I was so wrong. (I knew I wasn’t going to be in the same size I was, a size 0/1, but I didn’t realize I would end up wearing a pair of size 5 jeans from either South Pole or PacSun.) When I tried to get back into my previous 7 (most of them had found a new home now), some of them couldn’t even get buttoned up or let alone past my thighs! I was in a bit of a denial and blamed it on the dryer for shrinking them, when in fact, my body had changed a lot. Pregnancy will do that to you. I did end up keeping a pair though, a favorite, but sadly, it had to go too.

Then about just about a month ago my best friend and I decide to swap clothes for fun and she handed me a pair of size 5 jeans by South Pole. “Oh, those aren’t gonna fit me,” I say. (Denial!) At her urging I tried them on… And guess what? They were surprisingly comfortable and fitted all in the right places. Now, it’s one of my favorites. Therefore, my new body is quite the excuse to go update my wardrobe and revamp my jean collection. Shopping, here I come!

Since then, I have acquired three pairs: one ripped one (1/2) from Aeropostale and two uber comfy ones from PacSun at, (gasp!) a size 5! I would have had the fourth one, but my dryer shrank it, seriously! Now I can officially say that my thighs and booty are the real culprits of being a size 2-5, not the dryer, and I’m not complaining.

Megan Fox: The next Angelina Jolie?

 

           As everyone may know her from movies such as, “Transformers” to “Jonah Hex,” the world of Hollywood wonders if this gorgeous beauty is a true resemblance to Angelina Jolie. This Hollywood starlet, Megan Fox has a strikingly similar appearance and natural radiant glow about her star celebrity image. In an interview with an entertainment magazine, Megan Fox has lashed out at the media for comparing her to the A-list actress who will be in an upcoming new action packed drama thriller movie called “The Tourist,” starring actor Johnny Depp.

          What makes this sweet eye candy starlet who has posed for numerous men’s magazines so stunningly sexy to Angelina Jolie? Is it the dark eyes and famous kissable lips? The revealing tattoos? Whatever it may be is gaining her major claps, whistles, and hurrahs for being purely just sexy.  Another possibility to her resemblance to Angelina Jolie could be their high energetic vixen roles that might land both of them on Hollywood’s walk of fame. Both of these beautiful actresses have received high remarks and comments for their natural beauty from Hollywood critics, entertainment networks, magazines, and of course, the paparazzi. Megan Fox’s sex appeal has been the talk of Hollywood since she landed her famous role as Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend in “Transformers.”

            Megan Fox has been rumored to talk about sex during interviews and have said that doing so does not compare her to Angelina Jolie. Could there be a heated rivalry between these actresses? I sure certainly hope not. I admire both Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. Not only for their exotic, seductive looks, but for how far they’ve come to reach Hollywood stardom. I am hoping they will star in a future movie together filled with action, suspense and drama. They seem like two likely candidates to work together on a movie screen project and who knows, maybe produce and write movies. Megan Fox’s and Angelina Jolie’s looks may win many hearts over America and worldwide, but it is really their hard acting roles that have landed them on movie screens.

            What will become of them next? We may all have to sit back, relax, and let these beautiful ladies work their magic on screen. Fans and audiences may be in for a surprise from what may become of Megan Fox’s growing career with Hollywood. I truly believe Megan Fox’s career will raise her to stardom on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame in the near future. Watch out Angelina Jolie!

'Don't Do This At Home' T-Shirt - $8.98

Have you ever gotten the urge to try something when you were told explicitly not to - because you know those warnings are only for the weak of heart? Well, this shirt from Tanga is for you! It can be a badge of honor for all those things you have accomplished even when you were told it could cause grave bodily harm. I salute you my dear reader for your actions to make this world more exciting for the rest of us - and this shirt is a must for your action packed, death defying days of crazy.

I personally love when "Don't try this at home" becomes a catalyst for "I'm on fire!" - you know, because the laughs just keep on comin'. I bet this shirt would look great on that Johnny Knoxville guy - but then again what doesn't?

Just image it: "Hello everyone and welcome to Stunts Gone Wild TV.  Today, we are going to watch semi-professional stunt man, Glen Jones. attempt to pour gasoline on himself, light himself on fire and run through a Los Angeles Costco, all while Tweeting on his iPhone. This will be the first time that a professional will tweet while he is actively on fire! And you will get the blow-by-blow action of exactly how he feels.  But remember kids, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME! It’s extremely dangerous and Glen is a professional. Well, uh, at least he appeared once on Jackass 4, the Movie."

Hello - you can get this awesome shirt for only $6.99 plus $1.99 shipping! Get yours today - before they sell out (speaking of sell outs - I love Johnny Knoxville)!

The Big Mouth of France's First Lady

The Internet is buzzing with the revelation of the French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy that our first lady Michelle Obama told her that being First Lady was hell. Madame Sarkozy revealed this in a: book, a biography, "Carla and the Ambitious," which she reported to have helped the authors write.

First Lady Michelle Obama and France's first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy met in Strasbourg, France in April 2009. Madame Sarkozy is used to revealing things that should be kept secret, including her unclothed body. Another Madame Sarkozy buzz that made the news was that "nude photo of French first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy to be auctioned off in New York," and another was that, "reports of Nicolas Sarkozy & Carla Bruni affairs break in France -- and no one cares."

Ms. Obama alleged statement was made during a private conversation between the two first ladies, during which Madame Sarkozy asked Mrs. Obama about her role as the wife to the President of the United States. The First Lady allegedly replied, "Don't ask! It's hell. I can't stand it!"?

Lady Gaga's Meat Dress

When Lady Gaga took the stage at MTV's Video Music Awards, she didn't look particularly strange to many people watching the show.  It was hard to say what she was wearing at first, but considering some of her more outlandish outfits, this one seemed pretty sedate.

Until she remarked that "I never thought I'd be asking Cher to hold my meat purse."  

That's right: her entire outfit, from demure hat to big clompy boots, was made of meat.  Raw meat.  

Cher (dressed in a classic outfit from her 1980s videos and looking FANTASTIC) actually had the guts (har har) to give Lady Gaga a little hug as she presented her with an award.  Lady Gaga swept the awards ceremony, but who even noticed?  She is wearing meat!

I have to give Lady Gaga props for wearing an outfit that everyone talked about the next day from a philosophical perspective.  It's hard for a mere outfit to inspire the level of conversation that's abuzz today, both online and off.

Ellen DeGeneres, who hosted the awards ceremony, happens to be a vegan.  When she questioned Lady Gaga about the outfit, Lady Gaga said that it wasn't meant to insult vegans and vegetarians. But regardless of its intent, vegans and vegetarians have certainly found it offensive.

Lady Gaga stated that the point she was making is that "I am not just a piece of meat."  That's a bit shallow and obvious, frankly, and it strikes me as a bit of post hoc reasoning.  

The outfit does seem to be made of actual meat, which raises a lot of questions.  I wonder about the sanitary aspect, personally.  Would you want to sit in a chair, knowing that a piece of raw meat had been lying on it?  I think not.  It's unsafe.  (Won't someone please think of the children?)

I can't decide which would be more disgusting: wearing cold clammy cuts of raw meat all over your body, or wearing gently warmed wet cuts of meat all over your body.  Maybe the worst thing would be putting on a meat suit fresh from the refrigerator, only to feel it slowly warm with your body heat and the intense heat of the studio lights.

PETA predictably protested the outfit, and cited the smell and the lure of flies as two additional layers of offense.  I doubt the outfit was around long enough for that to happen.  I imagine it was kept in a cooler until just before she went on stage.  This isn't the kind of thing you'd wear around for the evening, although she was photographed with it on the red carpet.

Personally, as a vegetarian, I am secretly happy about Lady Gaga's outfit.  I'm willing to bet she turned a lot of people off meat, by wearing a bunch of it around on stage.  Even non-vegetarians think raw meat is disgusting, and putting it on center stage is a great way to convince someone to opt for a bean burrito at lunch the next day.

Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew: The Fashion Disaster

Nancy Drew and the Clue Crew are taking it on the runway. In “The Fashion Disaster” by Carolyn Keene the girls get to be part of a fashion show. River Heights is having the first ever fashion show for dogs to raise money for the Rollover Rescue animal shelter. All the dogs in the show will be dressed in the latest fashions by a local dog clothing artist and to top it all off, the star of the show is none other than the famous doggy-diva Lola. Lola is a very pampered poodle and when her gourmet treats end up missing she refuses to walk down the runway.

Looks like Nancy, Bess and George on the case again. It doesn’t take them long to start jotting down suspects in this case. With every superstar, there are people out there who would rather see a falling star. But who would want to see Lola, an innocent dog that everyone seems to love and dote over, fail and become a laughing stalk? Nancy thinks she may know who. The girls put their heads together and their suspect list contains a doggy clothing fashion designer, Lola’s personal assistant or could it possibly be someone from the Rollover Rescue animal shelter?

Each suspect does seem to have something to dislike about the doggy-diva. The clothing designer was quite upset that Lola was not going to be wearing any of her designs in the fashion show. She spent most of the time saying mean things about Lola to the mayor and thought it was hilarious when she wouldn’t walk down the runway. Before the fashion show, Lola’s personal assistant quit because she was tired of Lola’s owner and the way she was being treated. She only wanted to be the assistant because she couldn’t have a dog of her own due to her brother being allergic.

The last suspect is someone from the Rollover Rescue animal shelter. Lola’s owner boasts about how rescue dogs are disgusting and that she doesn’t want them anywhere near her beloved Lola who just happens to be a very expensive French Poodle from France. The girls have no choice but to sneak into Lola’s trailer to look for more clues. But how are they going to do that without getting caught and what are they going to do if they do get caught in Lola’s trailer? Hopefully the girls can come up with a plan that will help them solve this mystery.

2010 Emmy Fashion Assassinations

The 2010 Emmy Awards have come and gone, though we'll always have the pictures to remind us of all the good times, all the hard times and all the stupid, stupid things celebrities wear to get attention. Let's lower the crosshairs into position and make the red carpet a darker shade of crimson.

A dedicated team of volunteer conservationists managed to rescue Heidi Klum from the latest offshore oil spill site, though her stunning white dress was sadly ruined in the process. Good on her for still making the Emmys after such a traumatic experience.

 

 

Official reports have the train on January Jones's dress stretching approximately 7 miles behind her, originating at the site of a cellophane factory that was destroyed by a mysterious radioactive meteor several years ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


All hail Anna Paquin, the newly crowned Empress of the Everlasting Empire of Glorious Persia, stretching from the frozen steppe of the   Far East to the rolling deserts of conquered Egypt! Tremble beneath her divine might and relinquish your riches to her unrivaled treasury!

 

 

 

The Imperial Court of Empress Anna Paquin would also like to extend its deepest condolences to Edie Falco, who arrived at the red carpet in mourning vestments for her departed husband. Had the Empress known of the sudden and unexpected passing of Senator Marcus Lucius Sextus, she would have sent a care package of fine wine and recently acquired slaves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Hendricks's breasts arrived in this old-fashioned lavender ensemble. They gave a few cordial interviews, gracefully posed for a v ariety of photographers and commented on the weather. Hendricks herself merely followed, seeming delighted just to be a guest at such a star-studded event.

 

 

 

Toni Collette, finally deciding to break free from the draconian restrictiveness of her tyrannical father's estate in the English countryside, stole away at the very crest of dawn and ambled across the muddy, peaty fields of Oxfordshire to make it to the Emmys. Though her once-pristine gown was sullied, the joy of liberty made her feel like the prettiest creature at the awards.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Dear Dianna Agron,

Please marry me. You and I both know how happy I could make you. We could be the great Hollywood couple of the 21st century, I a writer and you a triple-threat performer. We would be like a less tragic Marylin Monroe and Arthur Miller. And this thing you're doing now, the Southern Belle thing, I'm totally into it. I would definitely move to a stately manse in Savannah or something, if that's what you want. We were meant to be together. I think we can agree how obvious our love is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jon Hamm, still the classiest mutha in the known universe.

 

Meanwhile, Alan Cummings woke up on the morning of the Emmys, genuinely tried to give a shit, failed, then put on his nephew's tux by mistake.

Gordman’s Ad Renders Goth Girls Gruesome

During the fifth grade, I went through what my family calls a “little goth phase.” I wore lots of black makeup, pewter jewelry of things like skulls and bats, and even took to wearing a Morticia Adams dress my mother had made herself for Halloween as a teen. (Yes, it was completely awesome.) Back then, it was pretty early for me to go through such a “phase” (and I put it in quotation marks because I still like to wear such jewelry and black nail polish—and would continue do the rest, probably, if I had the time and energy just because I like it), and I don’t remember anyone else dressing in such a way until junior high and high school. By then, I was in a more “earthy” phase (which I suppose I’m also still “into,” though today’s choices usually stem from whatever is sustainable, cheap, and used) and digging into my mom’s old bell-bottoms (which, unfortunately, did not fit—though they did inspire!).

I experienced firsthand what it feels like to be called a weirdo, a Satanist (please), a freak, you name it. Once I even had my art teacher pull me aside and tell me that I should stop wearing my makeup because I was pretty as I was. (My explanation that it was art—which I still maintain—was lost on her, apparently.) While it was definitely a choice—making me privileged in my own choice to wear what I wore to begin with, and not persecution for something I was born with—it was still disconcerting to learn about alienation and prejudice at such a young age.

Tonight I saw an ad on television for Gordman’s featuring a super perky girl in a rainbow of colors attempting to purchase an item from a store that looked unmistakably like Hot Topic. The cashier was portrayed as a dull, uninterested “goth girl” who, when presented with the idea of products being half price, proceeded to yank out a pair of scissors and, accompanied by horror music and screaming, cut the shirt in half:

 

On the superficial level, I have to laugh at the idea of Gordman’s having a single item that might also be found at Hot Topic or similar stores (though you never know, especially with the whole Twilight product craze going on). But on another level, all I see in the ad is yet another jab at a culture of people, judging them by the way they dress.

On the whole, I’ve always been helped very politely and welcomingly at Hot Topic. My discount cards are always stamped with a smile, and I’ve never been threatened with a pair of scissors. Gordman’s, I get that you’re trying to show that your prices are better than those at Hot Topic (or wherever), but do you really have to mock people you don’t understand to get the point across? Has it even occurred to you that you’re repelling potential customers? You might want to go back to the drawing board on this one.

 

Dress Up Your Pup!

 

So I am not sure how ya'll feel about a little doggy dress up but I can tell you me and my little girl - love it! She can not wait to get in her clothes and prance up and down the block showing off her designer duds. Seriously... she gets really excited when the clothes come out - pawing at them, "laughing", and sitting very still so I can put them on. She has t-shirts, dresses, bows - and we are working on the shoes. How cute would little (sensible) heels be to go with a fancy little dress? Crazy cute, right?

The problem with doggy clothes shopping is it can be pretty pricey - even online. To combat this we go shopping on the cheap and buy whatever we can that is on crazy sale. There is always a fist full of inexpensive dresses and other clothing that fit her small size at most of the local places we shop and even the national chains (PetCo, PetSmart, ect). Dressing her up is a great bonding experience for us as well - she gets to feel like a little, hairy, princess for the day and I get to show off my little girl. She looks so adorable, too - at least I think so.

I can understand when people think it's strange to dress up your "animal". I have only had my little baby girl for about 6 months and before I had her the last dog I had was an "outdoor" dog I had as a child. He was definitely not the type of dog you would "dress up", he was the type of dog that was inhumanely chained to a tree and would have likely eaten me alive if given the opportunity. I was a child at the time - and I didn't understand this type of treatment is not only completely disgusting but also incredibly barbaric. Anyway, for those of you that do not "get it" it is fine - you don't have to!

One of my favorite places to go shopping with her online (yes we do it together at the computer) is the Doggie Couture Shop - you can find everything here. Little pants, t-shirts, dresses, coats, underwear, and all kinds of neat accessories for the little him and her. They have one of the most comprehensive selections of doggy clothes I have seen; both online and at brick and mortar (B&M) stores.

We both love the $15 and under section where you can find a bunch of great bargains and deals that will make both of you (and your wallet) happy! Grab your "pet" and check it out - with the autumn weather fast approaching I would say the Hoodies are one of the best buys (and the MOST ADORABLE) at this time. If your going to wait for an even better deal - like a coupon - twitter them and wait for the savings to show up - I have done this and usually there is a 20% one that can be found at the beginning of each season. Happy shopping!

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