The Fashion Police

The Fashion Police

My Facebook friend and cousin by marriage Tatum had a great Facebook status the other day; she pretty much appointed herself as Fashion Police and did some serious dissing on fashions gone wrong. I pride myself on knowing a good thing when I see it, and decided to ask some of my favorite “Fashion Experts” from around the globe (and Facebook) what they would ban if they were fashion police for the day. To be fair, I didn’t play favorites and listed the participants and their amazing responses in alphabetical order by first name.

Alyssa A: Men in skinny jeans, it's just gross! Why would they want to showcase their noodle legs, lack of ass, and their small little packages? Notice it's never the manly men who wear them!


 

Andy J.: I’d ban white flat shoes with black wooly tights.

Danielle S.: I would abolish skinny jeans..I think only 2% of the population can actually pull this look off...everyone is just kidding themselves...

Karen L.: Ugg Boots. I think the name says it all.

 

Lisa B: Even though they are wildly popular and riding the new 80's resurgence of style, in again everywhere-they are Bad- the snaps on top of the shoulder of women's and most especially men's shirts and jackets need to go-Members only-OUT with you!

Melanie J.:  Mullet hairstyles are absolutely disgusting.


Tatum d: My original answer still stands: I’d ban the calf-tight, up-to-the-knee boots with a skirt business suit. Extra fine if they are pleather and a bit baggy!


Legal Disclaimer: the opinions above are solely the opinions of the people surveyed and do not represent the opinions of the Klat network, Facebook, or necessarily even me in a few instances. If you disagree with any of the above opinions, please let me know in the comment section. Likewise, if you have a fashion-related pet peeve, don’t be shy. This is your chance to tell the world what you think.