If I see one more quasi-anorexic hipster boy walking around with a muffin top hidden under a pit stained wifebeater - I am going to scream!

When did everything go so wrong guys? Do you think it impresses your girlfriend that you both can wear the same pair of jeans? It doesn't - she wants to be the one with those gorgeous gams when you go out dancing! If its your boyfriend your trying to impress - chances are he wants you to keep those beefy, I-go-to-the-gym-everyday thighs in a nice pair of something he can fit his hand down when the stoli kicks in! 

Also, medically speaking, it cant be healthy for all of your stuff to be smashed up against your leg all day! Give yourself some room to breathe!

I guess thats all. Oh wait...

Worst. Fad. Ever. Its just wrong. JUST SAY NO!

Okay, yeah, that's all.