December 2009

  • Which Size Fits? Crystal Renn Faces Off with Her Smaller Counterpart

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    Sized 2Sized 2I am a big fan of the trend of giving magazine (and possibly catwalk) space to plus-sized models who actually might give a realistic impression of what a woman would actually look like in a particular item of clothing. The most notable cases are the spread in Vogue with the plus-sized models and the new spread with Crystal Renn at a healthy sized 12 and her sized 2 counterpart. All I have to say is, “You go girls!”Sized 12Sized 12


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  • The 00s: A Decade of Ugly Shoes

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    Do you know what this decade had a lot of? Ugly shoes. But they're not just ugly. As the unattractiveness level of the shoe grows, so too does their popularity. I present my list of the ugliest, and inexplicably popular shoes of the 2000s.

    Crocs

    They come in bright colors. They're easy to clean. But, damn! are they ugly! It doesn't matter how many little decorations you sitck into the holes of these plastic, gawdy, garden clogs, because they are still unattractive. I know that anyone who wears these things already doesn't care about what others think, but seriously they're not cute, and they make you look like you have cankles.

     

    Uggs

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  • Sexy Santa Styles for a Come-Hither Christmas

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    Who says Jenny McCarthy gets to have all the fun?

    OK, granted, these outfits aren’t something you’d want to use when playing Santa for Junior (unless Junior is the name of your husband). But they’re definitely a way to make someone’s spirits bright—perhaps even your own!—so why not shimmy down the chimney tonight in one of these?

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